Friday, October 23, 2009

Finally, some pictures

Hello everyone,

So, here's my first picture post. I haven't been taking very many pictures because, until earlier today, I was without the capability to take pictures off my camera and put them on my computer. Now I can do that. But this first set of photos doesn't begin to cover what I have seen. It's mostly stuff from my first few days in France, and then some pictures of my apartment. Here we go:

These first few are from the plane, flying over London and the U.K.
It is always so startling how an organism like London can be reduced to a texture of lights from this high up.



This is a Park in the 19th arrondissement called Butte Chaumont that I visited when I thought I might be living in the area. The whole thing is fake, the butte most of all.

These next couple are from my weekend in Pontoise, a town Northwest of Paris, in the old town at the top of 12th century (I think) ramparts.


Who would advertise psychoanalysis like this in the U.S.?




This is the view from where I stayed.

And finally, here are some shots of my new place, beginning with the cute shower curtain, which, because of my small hot water heater, I can only stay on the other side of for about 7 minutes.
This doubles as a kitchen and bathroom sink.
Here you can see almost the width of the apartment.
The building is very old, and I think these tiles have been preserved from the original construction.
That's about it for now, folks. I am starting a 1.5 week vacation (do I deserve this already?) and I will be taking my camera everywhere from now on. Tomorrow I'm going out of town a little ways to see an Le Corbusier house, so look for those pictures soon.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

New Address

Hi! Really quick, I wanted to let everyone know that my new address is:

30 rue de l'Église, Studio 16
92200 Neuilly-sur-Seine, Île-de-France, France

Sunday, October 18, 2009

What's been happening

Hello everyone,

So it's been a while since I last posted, so I'll just skip a lot of the details and go bullet point-style through what I've been up to:

•I've started teaching. I have a lot of classes and work with many different teachers, and I'm expected to do different things in every class. I'm working with several different age groups and level's. And boy oh boy are the teachers hesitant to speak English. The suggestion that we have English conversations over lunch once a week was met with eyes turned down to shuffling feet, and then almost an immediate change of subject. If nothing else, my french is improving a lot, and the kids are all really great.

•Like I told everyone, I have been trying to move. I have found something, but not without being, well, screwed out of money by the lady I was living with (I always knew she was crazy!)–basically, when she said that a verbal warning of my leaving was enough for her, I thought she was telling the truth. That, however, was not the case, and she gladly informed me that, due to some very subtle technical language in French contracts, she didn't have to return my deposit because my warning wasn't official. Basically, even though I was polite enough to give her adequate time to find another person for the room, she invoked the law in order to take my money, and there's about nothing I can do: "¡¡¡Initiate revenge sequence!!! No....calm down, don't make this worse–There must be some kind of metaphysical justice–Yes, her conscience will kick in right at the moment when she can do nothing to relieve it–Bottomless fire-lake of regret–I'm controlling the currents from somewhere much higher-up–from some apartment, yes, in Paris..."

•Here's something I found on the street, which I like very much:

But it seemed more like the cat found me. Stumbling upon this made me feel like I had all along been on a sort of scavenger hunt without knowing it. Chris Marker, one of my favorite film directors, made a documentary called 'The Case of the Grinning Cat', about graffiti-images of smiling cats which began to appear on famous walls all over Paris, the artist and her intention unknown. I like his films so much because they take their direction from things on which light is thrown only for an instant, long enough to be shaken by their enigma but never to know their cause. The Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland (hence comes the title of Marker's movie) disappears into the sky and leaves only the outline of a grin whose origin lies out of reach. This little porcelain kitty is clearly smiling, and it's wry look to the side is to what's off-screen...

•I've found an apartment, thank goodness, in Neuilly-sur-Seine, a neighborhood barely outside of Paris and still on the metro lines. Apparently Marcel Proust was born here, so yeah, its very bourgeois. I need to do some exploring, but so far, it seems like a pretty great place to live. It's a little studio, about like an old-school maid's quarters, but big enough for me. There's a kitchen, a leaky shower, and a window with a nice view. Also, I will spend two nights per week tutoring the children of some people who live here for 10 euros an hour, making around 30 euros a week. So I will make up my losses from the other place in about two months. With government aid for housing, I will be a lot better off financially in this new place, and of course I am basically in Paris now.

That's about it for now, folks. I have a week long vacation starting at the end of this week. It seems undeserved, but I'll take it, and it will be nice to have time off to celebrate my birthday. Stay tuned...

Monday, October 5, 2009

Thriving in low culture Paris

Hello everyone,

I'm sure I walked about 20 miles in Paris this weekend, and though I was doing it in recovery from a little cold, and big limits on my food expenditures, and sleeping against the hardest carpet I've ever known one night and a fold-out couch with a bar about mid-back. Still, about an hour after waking up each day, I was able to convince myself to hit the streets again, walk with a half-aim towards someplace I only vaguely remembered the name of, hoping to stumble upon it or something else, since I've found that this is a city that foils prudence, remembering the lines 'vaut le détour!' Anyways, I spent the evenings mostly wandering around with friends. We found that it is both cheaper and (unlike in the states) legal to drink wine in the streets, in crowds of young people doing likewise near monuments or in areas near museums. In fact, one bottle of wine in the convienience store is cheaper than one glass of wine in a restaurant or a bar, so if you are with a group and feeling thrifty, I highly recommend the slightly-more-trashy, but very widely accepted, alternative. Saturday night was called Nuit Blanche, which I mentioned in my last post. Officially, it was an event organized around a set of all-night contemporary art exhibits, though the lines were way too long at all of the locations to justify waiting around. So we ended up just walking around, watching street performers in front of the Centre Pompidou and the Pantheon, meeting strange French people who insisted on speaking English to us instead of us speaking French with them...I've really enjoyed the friends I've met here so far have; we are all more or less like minded, and, what's better, we can share endless conversation.

During the day on Saturday, I made my way back to the town I'm living in to open a bank account and eat a cheap lunch (tomatoes, cheese, bread, orange juice). After that I went back to Pontoise, where I repayed my couch-surfing weekend up there by helping the woman repaint her bathroom. We then went out for sushi, I being willing to break my eating tendency if only for once, spending 11 euros on a tuna roll, some teriyaki duck-kabob, and shrimp sashimi. It was delicious.

Sunday was free museum day, and luckily, probably because of the long Saturday night, lines at the two big museums I visited were fairly short. The first was the Centre Pompidou, one of the strangest looking structures I've ever seen (Chris described it as a huge air-conditioning unit), but which gives an amazing view of Paris. The surrealist film and photography exhibit was sadly not free, and so the list of things to see was kind of limited. But the modernism section was pretty amazing. My two favorites were CoBrA-affiliated painter Asger Jorn, whose work turn expressionism into a kind of landscape or even geographical art, and Simon Hantaï, whose work was kind of a revelation for me.
You probably can't see with this image, but apparently he created the 'background' or 'negative space' around the symbols and splashes of color by copying down things that he had thought or read over the course of a year, though the writing is so layered that you cannot see anything but intersecting scribbles. After more than two semesters of work on my failed honors thesis in school, I found myself moved by the way in which a years worth of intellectual activity isn't represented as a group of coherent thoughts per se, or a final, organized thesis, but as the pattern and texture the multitude of that activity gives rise to. The crude shapes and concentrations of color, like pleats in the background, then become something like a key map to the indecipherable writing of the past itself, as well as the promise for the persistence of a vision...

As a testament to my idea that it's better to travel obliquely and with vague intention than according to a hard schedule, I then stumbled upon the Museum of Hunting and Nature, which was more like a sordid natural history museum than an educational tour through the history of French chasse. I was kind of shocked by the irony of the place, the blunt, totally decontextualized arrangement of ornate guns and knives, taxidermied animals, grotesque paintings. And mixed in at random with all of this were weird pieces of art, with at most a vague connection to (and sometimes an outright negation of) hunting and nature: a metal laptop sculpture with a coffee-bean screen surrounded by a dining set, situated between two 13th century hunting rifles; a silly rock and roll song and music video accompanying the tour through a bourgeois lodge with an elk-antler table; the unicorn display; the small corner room with a ceiling made out of owl feathers and obviously synthetic and oversized owl faces poking out randomly; the abstract painting of an elephant slaughter on the ceiling in the taxidermy and ivory room (I forgot to bring my camera, but it's better if you just use your imagination). Clearly this place was designed by someone with a sense of humor–who didn't care much about hunting, for an audience who cares less. But for anyone with a taste for the grotesque and absurd, this was a wonderland.

The only other thing that I won't soon forget is my misadventure in the cold rain on the way to observe an English lesson. I was on foot, and got lost mistaking the road to Argenteuil for Route Argenteuil (roads in France are generally unmarked, so you kind of have to guess). I realized I had made the wrong turn about 20 minutes later, soaking wet despite my umbrella, when I saw the signs letting me know that I was leaving the town in which the school was located, and entering Argenteuil itself. But by the goodwill of some imperial spirit, I saw that big oasis of French Americana, Buffalo Grill, right next to, what else, the outlet mall.


When I entered to ask for directions, I felt like I had walked into some culture warp. First this made me dizzy and nauseous, then warm and pillowy like a pair of wool socks: I was greeted by pictures of shiny meat and potatoes, cowboy regalia, buffalo kitsch, squishy booths, and country music. I almost said, 'Howdy! Y'all have the all-you-can-eat buffet on Mondays?' But once I saw the board with the daily specials, recommendations of Le Sheriff, I remember my predicament–still only half-way, though, almost asking 'Where abouts is this place?' I was able finally to get directions to the school, and was moseyed along, surer of my bearings (I had misread the class schedule anyways, and was an hour early). I'll have to return someday to repay my debts, enjoy a chicken fried steak, and maybe sing along to the tunes.

I have just finished my teacher-training, and I will start working officially on Thursday. I am also in the process of looking for a new place to live, having realized, after being urged by people at the schools I'm working for and by almost everyone else I've talked to, to move to a place a little more well-connected. In the end, I think that traveling around in this area is a lot harder than I had first expected, and I get the feeling that after a few months, I will find myself a little too isolated for my own good. Plus, I think the mother is a little resentful that I have taken down the tweety-bird poster. Wish me luck!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Enfin, à l'abri

Hello everyone,

I would like to say now that I am very close to being settled in France, though I know I will have spoken too soon. At least I have found a place to live–my clothes are in an armoire, my books on a shelf, my papers scattered on a desk. I have a big room in a house, located in a town called Montigny-lès-Cormeilles, which is in-between Paris and the schools I will be working in. My commute is not as easy as I had imagined when I first moved in, but it will not be too bad. The town is old and pretty, very French, with a bakery, a cafe, and a butcher a short walk away, and an organic grocery a little bit further. The best thing about this place is the rent–300 euros tout compris per month, which is about 100 euros less than my friends who found places in Paris are paying, and that's not including utilities and the cost of added enticements. I have three friends who found places in the heart of Montmartre for fairly cheap, but it would be impossible to live in such a neighborhood and not go out every night to eat, drink coffee, and cultivate one's Parisianism. I will have to save that for the weekends.
I am living with a very mother and her son. The son is my age. We don't have too much in common; his favorite past times seem to be working out, playing video games, and listening to American music. Sometimes we play games together on his Playstation, and we also have been watching soccer together. I think he will be leaving in a week to start training to become a police officer (hopefully I can write a little at some point on the presence of the police in France, which is entirely different and more sinister than that in the U.S.). The mother works from home, and among other things she runs an organization that puts on English plays in elementary schools in the area. She is very friendly, and, though very good at English, she speaks mostly French with me. I hear the mother and son arguing about politics sometimes, though I can't follow along very well. The mother refers to French president Nicholas Sarkozy as 'Le Petit Nicolas', which is a reference to a popular radio program/recent movie in France about an annoying little boy, and she insists that he is as far to the right as a person can be (I wanted to say, 'Connaissez-vous Bush!?').
My room has one big window that I can use to come and go from the house and another on the ceiling above the bed. It was decorated by the daughter that used to live here with amusing posters ('Le Cinquieme Element', MLK's I Have a Dream speech, kung-fu Tweetybird, Mona Lisa smoking a pipe and saying 'Chill Out!', and two Betty Boops holding American flags), and the bedsheets are patterned in pink, yellow, and blue neon stripes that glow through my eyelids every morning when the sun starts to pour in.
Before and after moving in were very busy. I spent the weekend couch surfing in Pontoise, in an apartment on the top of 800 year old ramparts. I had dinner with my host and her friends (we ate cantaloupe with prosciutto, which was surprisingly delicious), and I saw first hand how dizzying a French debate can be, and when it stops being a debate and becomes a real fight. Today, I met with my academie and finally got a sense of what I will be doing and when I will start doing it. More on that later. This Friday night I will be playing ultimate frisbee (!?) in Paris, back again Saturday for Nuit Blanche, and then again for free museum day on Sunday.

Oh yes, and, stay tuned for pictures; I didn't bring the right USB cable, so I will have to find one somewhere. Also, my permanent address is:
18 bis Avenue des Bois
95370 Montigny-lès-Cormeilles, France
and my cellopone number here is 06 69 99 38 82